10: HE doesn't get caught over-rounding 2nd base in the playoffs.
9: HE won't throw home on a sac fly from 385 out in CF with speedy runners on 1st and 3rd.
8: HE looks like he's batted before.
7: HE can't be an excuse for Gardy to not start Span in '08.
6. HE can't be an excuse for Gardy to not start Young.
5: HE speaks English.
4: HE doesn't think he's God's gift to baseball.
3: When HE's hitting .229, it's an OFF year.
2. HE falls down swinging less.
2b: HE wasn't part of the failed Johan trade.
1: HE won't try to rock a 'fro anytime soon.
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