Miley Cyrus deleted her twitter page, using this rap to announce it. I was shown it once, and it annoyed me. I saw it a second time, and I was fed up with the young singer. For a girl who claims to have never listened to Jay-Z, despite mentioning him in "Party in the USA" (someone else wrote it for her), she seems to be taking a lot of liberties with attempting to rap here. So underneath the embedded video, I posted my own lyrics. Enjoy.
Yeah, the rumors are true, I am keeping my twitter.
Miley, it’s not hard to rhyme words with Twitter.
As followers go, you just weren’t one of mine,
But I’m loyal enough to my forty-nine.
(Flash: “Some more Twitter!”)
Yeah, I got it because, my friends told me to
Cuz I take their advice, maybe Miley should too.
They could tell her act sane, and stop acting so mystic.
No one cares about Miley, or her dumb choice of lipstick.
(Flash: “Grow up Miley!”)
My small group may not care what I put on my page,
But at least they will know, I’m not acting my age.
With your little rap, they’ll know that ‘bout you too,
Are you living for people, or just living for you?
You’ve got conflicting lines in your Jay-Z-less rap
You should fire your writer cuz, he’s Producing crap.
No more emo quotes, I don’t care please forgive me,
Folks just be prepared, Miley is the new Lindsey.
Let’s go back to enjoying Dane Cook’s tweets,
Compared to Ms. Cyrus, they really are treats.
Time to find Disney Channel and watch some Hannah re-runs,
Because Miley’s career will soon be done.
Peace out Miley.
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